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3 Thai Landscapes

I took all of them today on my way to and from work. First, the sunrise over a tapioca fields
Sunrise over the Tapioca Fields

Second, some spirit houses before a sunset. The houses are built to provide the spirits a place to go so they will not bother those who reside inside the nearby. I’m unsure of why they are all here in the middle of nowhere. Regardless, Thai drivers will honk as they pass and visitors will come and leave small gifts like the bottle of water you can see here
Spirit houses over a Thai Landscape

Last, looking home. You can see Pattaya off in the distance with Koh Larn (Coral Island) beyond in the sunset
Thai Landscape #3

Buddha on the Hill

After a disappointing Saturday, much of which was spent floating around waiting for the wind to gust enough to ride, I grabbed my camera and decided to go find something to shoot. My original goal was to go to the “Sanctuary of Truth” up in Naklua (just north of Pattaya), but I realized that I had yet to be to Pattaya’s famous Buddha on the Hill, despite it being only a 10 minute drive from my house.
The Buddha on the Hill

As you walk up the path towards the Buddha, a bunch of ladies run up to you with bird cages telling you that if you release it on top of the hill, it will give you good luck. I didn’t buy any.

There were, however, some chickens walking about at the bottom of the steps. I took a picture since it explains why it is so difficult to get chicken breasts in this part of the world. I then chased them off the path. I hope that is close enough to setting them free to bring me good luck.
Why Chicken Breasts are hard to find in Thailand

The lighting was incredibly harsh and I didn’t get a whole lot of good pictures, but the buddha was surrounded by a lot of statues of various things that looking increasingly Hindu.
Peace

There were also a large number of little statues, many of them broken, some of them on top of other statues. Here is Buddha on the leg of Thailand’s great king.
Buddha on the leg of Thailand's Great King

A lot of families came up the hill with cages of birds.
Ready to set them free

It was a typical photo event. I heard a whole lot of Russian, some Thai, and a few other Scandinavian languages. No English.
Letting go as a family

Of course, lots of little birds, means lots of little cats. The hunter stalks from the base of the tree in this shot.
The Hunter Stalks

On my way back home I stopped by the Pattaya Windsurfing Championship. It was so far off shore that I couldn’t see a thing, even through my longest lens. No one on the beach seemed to care either.
Windurfers on the horizon

This remains my favorite photo.
Freedom from the Cage

Also, I bought a plane ticket to Singapore for the Makha Bucha holiday coming up at the end of February.

The Perfect Day

This past Saturday, the first after returning to Thailand, was a beautiful day. I spent the first few hours just lounging on the balcony, enjoying the warm weather and beautiful sights of the Bay of Siam.

The wind picked up in the early afternoon and I was eager to go windsurfing again. By the time I got down to club loongchat, it was clear that many other people had the same idea. I felt I was ready to step up to a more advanced board and bigger sail, but it turned out that everything had been rented out except for a 5 meter sail and a beginner board. I figured I’d deal with that for now, anything so I could get on the water.

It turned out to be a good thing. There was a fair amount of wind, more than I think I’ve experienced before. Before long I was having a great time, speeding in and out, dodging all the other wind and kite surfers, most of whom were far faster than I.

I was definitely doing better than I had ever done before. A couple things were really helping me out. While I was at home, my mother had given me a thin rash guard which was keeping me cool and protecting me from the sun. My dad, a world class yacht sailor, gave me some lessons on the way sailboats work, most of which is applicable for windsurfing.

After I had exhausted myself, I took a break to grab some water and switch sails. Most of the people in the water had cleared out, so I was able to upgrade to a 6.6 meter sail. The largest I had used to this point was 6 meters.

There was a significant difference in that 1.6 meters. Not only in the weight of the sail itself (it took a lot more effort to uphaul to a starting position), but it the sheer amount of wind I could take. I was already tired, but I just couldn’t hold onto that much wind for very long. I’m sure some weight adjustments would have helped a little bit, but it became immediately apparent why all the advanced windsurfers wear harnesses. I’d much rather hold onto all that force with my hips rather than my arms.

There is still a lot to learn, and I was quite exhausted after three hours of sailing. I headed home, and took the opportunity of the sunset to grab a picture.
After a day of windsurfing

After this shot I grabbed a quick shower and walked down to the See Sea for my first Panang curry and fresh coconut since getting back to Thailand. Damned delicious.

I walked back to my condo’s little shop and grabbed an ice cream bar in order to cool off a bit. Instead of grabbing an elevator back up to my condo, I walked straight to the truck and drove down to my favorite massage place to get an hour and a half Thai massage. I don’t know how I went 2 weeks without one.

After that, I came back, had a beer and watched a movie before going to sleep, perfectly content.

Christmas in America

So I flew home a couple weeks ago on a much anticipated trip back to the land of cheeseburgers and football (the one where they carry the ball).

It’s tough for me to write when I’m at home, or even for me to write about home. It’s personal. Suffice it to say that I needed to go home, to recharge and be with people I know and love in a familiar comforting setting. It was the perfect amount of time. When I landed in Bangkok, the familiar smell peculiar to this country was immediately refreshing and welcoming.

I do love Thailand.

Tokyo

Here is the sun setting in Japan, you can see the famed Mt. Fuji off in the distance on the right and a majestic All Nippon Airlines plane taxiing down the runway. The majesty of the shot is completed by the stubby but spunky NCA truck in the bottom middle of the scene.
Narita Sunset over Mt. Fuji

Couchsurfing

Couch Surfing

It is a great idea.

There are, according to the website, 800,000 available couches across the world on which a person who wants a place to sleep for free can go crash. While I was on my road trip I surfed several couches and had some great times. One of the best things about couchsurfing is that you not only get a free place to stay, but you also get a host who will show you the best places to eat and visit and be a tour guide for you. 97% of all reported couchsurfing experiences are positive. That’s incredibly impressive.

Well, it is time to give back to the community. I decided a great way to take care of my continuing troubles with meeting people people in this country would be to become active in this community. I cleaned up my condo and practiced a bit with Justin last month. I took some pictures and updated my profile.
Flying Coke Bottle

I hosted my first couch surfers last weekend. A Japanese girl and a Frenchman who live in Bangkok. They came down to visit the hot air balloon show that was taking place outside the city.
3ofus

We had a great time wandering around all the hot air balloons, taking photos
Hold that rope, son!

There were fun balloons of almost every shape.
Darth Vader Balloon

Thailand is kind of a strange place for hot air ballooning though. The balloons work by heating the air inside the balloons. The hot air expands and lifts the balloon into the air. It doesn’t work very well when the air outside is also hot. This is Thailand. The air outside is hot.

The event was held twice a day, sunrise and sunset, the most light, the least heat. We went at sunset.
The crowd at sunset

Incidentally, no balloon took off after sunset. I imagine the heat from all the torches in the balloons brought the temperature of the launch area too high. It lead to a bunch of balloons to hang out for a while, bouncing into each other. Here is an inflatable elephant with it’s face buried into inflatable Levi’s
Horn-dog Elephant

Once night fell, a bunch of the balloons hung around while some pretty good techno music blared over all the booths.
Balloons at night

We had some beers and pad thai and chatted for a while. It turns out that Eriko was flying home to Japan on the same flight I was flying home to America on, with a stopover in Tokyo.
Couchsurfers at the Balloon Festival

The flight was to take off a 5:30 am the next Sunday. We agreed to meet up in the city on the next Saturday night to pass the time before sharing a cab to the airport.
2ofus

A week later, I showed up at my hotel room, dropped off my bags, and took a shower, which was the last time I used the room. We did a bit of shopping and caught dinner at Central World, Southeast Asia’s 2nd largest mall.
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Eriko mentioned that she had some friends meeting up for a drink in a bar a short distance away. It sounded like fun, so we headed in that direction.
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We were on the sky train when I saw a guy with an interesting Tattoo on his wrist. I caught his attention and pointed to the same spot on my own wrist. He happily showed it to me and let me take a picture. I’m not sure if he understood what it meant, I never actually spoke to him so I don’t know if he speaks English.
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We finally got to the bar, it was amazing.
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You sat barefoot on the white cushions at a plastic table. Underneath the table was a small recess for your feet, but you still had to sit cross-legged. Under the recess was a plexi-glass plate above a TV showing colors and funky designs.
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All told the group was three frenchmen, two Thai girls, a Japanese girl, and me, the American. We drank wine and swapped stories. I learned a lot and was amazed at how well I got along with everyone. It was a genuinely excellent time.

Commute Part 3 (and other photos)

Over the past few days I’ve collected a few pictures I took with my phone while driving (or stopped at a light). Pigs are frequently transported around like this. It’s actually surprising the truck can handle that much weight. That’s a serious amount of pig.
This little piggy went to market

Occasionally I’ll get stuck in traffic on the way home. It’s one of the most surreal experiences to wait for the lumbering behemoths to move.
Traffic

You see everything on the back of motorbikes. From huge families to, well, dogs.
Dog on a bike

Here are some roast ducks hanging out outside a Chinese restaurant.
Roast Duck

The mall’s definitely understand that Christmas=money, but sometimes the decorations get a little silly. Since when did Santa smoke a pipe?
That Jolly Christmas Spirit

This painting of horses seems incredibly common. I think I’ve even seen it on the side of a bus. Whatever it is, it’s incredibly creepy.
The creepiest horses ever painted

Vroom Vroom

Peace
I have had a craving for pancakes for a while now. While I found one restaurant that will make them, they don’t have syrup so you have to eat them dry (or with the ketchup they will smilingly provide when you ask for syrup). I decided it was time to make some myself, so I wrote down a recipe and jumped in my car to see what ingredients I could find at the grocery store.

On the way, there was some pretty intense traffic, even more so than usual on the beach road. Eventually, shortly before things lightened up, it became clear that there was some important competition happening on the beach, there were even some pretty intense bleachers set up.
Interview

I pretty much failed to find any of the ingredients I needed except for syrup, butter, eggs, and milk, so I cut my losses and bought some pancake mix. The pancakes it made were alright, probably comparable to bisquik.

Anyway, I finished up my food, grabbed my camera, and jumped on a baht bus down to the action. It turned out to be the PTT White Sand Beach King’s Cup World Cup Grand Prix of Jet Ski racing. They didn’t pick a very succinct name.
Entering the straightaway

For a variety of reasons mostly related to my current auto-repair frustrations and the continuing accuracy of the “nothing happens fast in Thailand” truism, I decided not to go into Bangkok to take part in the celebrations around the King’s birthday. Luckily the jet ski cup was a fun and exciting event to entertain me a few minutes from home.

The course was twisting and turning with multiple places that riders could chose to go in different directions. It made for jet skis going in every which way.
Cutbacks

But the most exciting and photogenic bit was the freestyle section. Riders had tiny jet skis and by riding in short turns and manipulating their weight, they were able to create their own waves to do backflips on.
Backflip

It was made even more exciting because of how close they managed to be while doing these arial contortions.
Barrel Roll

This guy won the competition by doing four backflips in a row, this being the first.
Inverted

The photos end up with a constant “this just isn’t right” feel.
Looking down

To accentuate just how difficult it could be, a few riders never quite made the backflip, like this guy.
Not Gonna Make it

It turned out to be a pretty exciting day.
Sunset

White caps

So last week’s cold wave is over. It’s back to the same temperature it has always been. 28 C in the morning, 34 C in the afternoon inland.

The wind, however, has picked up, licking the top of the swells into white caps.

In my last post I neglected to mention that when Justin and I went windsurfing, we forgot to plan ahead. The wind was blowing south, down the east facing beach. Incidentally, the current also flows south. We ended up nearly a kilometer down the beach.

It was Justin’s first time out and my fourth or fifth, so with Tweedledee teaching Tweedledum, we weren’t really able to maneuver. We ended up hiring a jetski driver to tow us back up the beach.

I did make one last attempt to get back upwind, but I found that I just wasn’t able to get close enough to the gusty wind. I found myself only able to move up the beach as I was sailing out. Periodically the wind would die. I’d stand on the board moving the sail about trying to catch the wind, slowly drifting back down the beach. Occasionally the wind would pick up while I had the sail in the wrong position, throwing me into the bay.

This weekend I did plan ahead, and there was a lot more wind. I spent the usual first 15 minutes going nowhere but down current as I figured out how to catch that particular wind. Hopefully I’ll get enough practice soon enough that I’ll be able to catch the wind first try from here on out.

Regardless, I finally figured it out when I was about 100 meters down the beach. From there I was able to sail just close enough to the wind that I was able to move a bit north relative to the current. Considering the current, I ended up moving perpendicular to the beach. I also found that the harder the wind blew, the closer I could get to it.

And the wind blew pretty damned hard. I still have a lot of weight adjustment and sail holding learning to do, but I was able to get up on a plane and cruise at a pretty good pace until I shifted wrong and either catapulted myself off the board or accidentally turned into the wind and got pushed off.

It’s an exhilarating experience, a lot like rock climbing in many ways. It’s mostly about thinking and careful balance, but eventually there comes a time when you’ve got to muscle through a challenge. Succeeding is wonderful, failing is a short fall before you get back up and try again.

I spent a couple hours sailing into and away from the beach before my muscles started to ache and I quit for the day. A quick trip home for a shower, a stroll around the corner for some curry from the oceanfront restaurant, some satay from a street vendor, and a massage from the place down the street.

And so they go

Two weeks ago, it was hot. Very hot. 42 C hot. That’s 108 F for those of you playing along at home. Justin was lucky enough to arrive right on the tail end of that little post-rainy-season-pre-cold-season heat wave.

Last week, there was a Thunderstorm intense enough to rival some of the best I’ve seen here.

Siam Lightning

This week, it got cold. It dipped down to the low-to-mid 20s (75-80F). I saw sweaters, coats, fur-lined jackets, the whole bit. I had no fewer than 4 separate conversations with different people about how cold the 75 degree weather was on one day.

I guess it’s now officially the cold season. Mildly chilly season is more like it I suppose. The bay was even cold enough to illicit a bit of a chill the first time you go in it. That problem went away for us quite quickly though.

We went windsurfing last weekend, my first time since I got sick. We were out for several hours, long enough for my 50 SPF sunscreen to wash off and get me sunburned, though Justin faired worse in that regard than I did.

Sunday, Justin, our neighbors Gary and Lora, and I went to the Tiger Zoo (yeah, that’s right, more zoo pictures.)

My three compatriots spent some time watching everyone walk by
Camels

Or at least photographing the Camels
Photo Opportunity

We had a bit less time on this trip since we got a late start, but we got to see some tigers to a bit of territorial grandstanding.
Territorial

Gary and Lora took the opportunity to have a photo taken with a tiger. This whole thing is very full of wrong, but you do end up with a cute picture.
Tiger Feeding

We went to all the shows, but I forgot which side of the tiger show to sit at and ended up with a poor view.
Flaming Hoops

But there were far fewer people in general, so I was able to get much better shots of the crocodiles. This is another event that’s full of wrong.
Gator-Grabbing

Throat examination

But, once again, it’s still spectacular imagery (if not for the damned noise in the picture. The low light on my camera is pretty terrible).
Head in the Croc

This one is quite strange. Normally they put their heads up in the outside corner of the croc’s mouth, presumably to make it more difficult to snap shut, but here she is in the smack middle. I’m also unsure about the amount of money, if there is some significance to 140 baht
Payment

I think the reason I prefer the elephant show is the elephants always look so happy. Who knows how the training goes, but they have those silly grins and it makes me smile.
Non-Sequiter

All told, it was a fun trip. It’s great to be able to share and talk about these things with other people. Unfortunately, Justin left on Monday and Gary and Lora leave today, so now it’s Thanksgiving and I’m on the wrong side of the world. I can’t complain too much, of course, but I am looking forward to seeing everyone in just under a month when I go home for Christmas.